Permit Cards

(Blue, Black & White)

 

 

CHECKLIST (39)

1.

For Big Game Hunters

 

21.

To Be Good Looking

2.

For Big Blackboard Scribblers

 

22.

To Be Famous

3.

For Camera Clickers

 

23.

To Drive

4.

For Dirty Ears

 

24.

To Drive Father’s Car

5.

For Double Helpings

 

25.

To Fly Boeing 707’s

6.

For Flea Trainers

 

26.

To Get out of Dishwashing

7.

For Free Ice Cream

 

27.

To Go Without a Haircut For 1 Month

8.

For Free Samples

 

28.

To Gulp Down Chocolate

9.

For Free Travel

 

29.

To Live In A Messy Room

10.

For Frog Coaches

 

30.

To Miss School For 37 Years

11.

For Lawnmower Pilots

 

31.

To Open Piggy Banks

12.

For Magicians

 

32.

To Raid Biscuit Barrels

13.

For Pig Tail Pulling

 

33.

To Save Money

14.

For Plate Lickers

 

34.

To Skin Dive in the Bathtub

15.

For Pole Sitters

 

35.

To Stay Asleep in Bed

16.

For Tree Climbers

 

36.

To Stay Away From School

17.

For Water Pistol

 

37.

To Stay Home On Sports Day

18.

Special Spy Permit

 

38.

To Stay Up Late At Night

19.

To Avoid Detention

 

39.

To Win At Football.

20.

To Become a Perfect Prefect

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

METRO LAUGHS

 

 

 (The cards are unnumbered)    CHECKLIST (22)

1.

If you had five pizza pies………

 

12.

Teacher: What animal…..

2.

Kids Hey! How Can You Make.....

 

13.

Teacher: What is a cannibal……

3.

Melvin: Mom! I Got………

 

14.

Teacher: What is the plural…..

4.

Melvin: You say the Law…….

 

15.

What animal has a head…..

5.

Mother: Ralphie!......

 

16.

What animal has a mane…..

6.

Seven cows are walking………

 

17.

What animal has four legs…..

7.

 Teacher: As we walk….

 

18.

What’s the difference between a flea and……

8.

Teacher: In what battle…….

 

19.

What’s the Difference between a hill and…

9.

Teacher: Melvin, would…….

 

20.

What’s the Difference Between a Pound of Sugar…

10.

Teacher: Now, Melvin…

 

21.

Why do Elephants Carry Keys?........

11.

Teacher: Quite a Few…..

 

22.

Why is a Pair of Skates like an Apple?.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

T.V. PARODIES

 

 

(The cards are unnumbered)    CHECKLIST (22)

1.

Bazanza

 

12.

Gunstroke

2.

Beverley Sillybillies

 

13.

Gut Smart (“ All right…..” )

3.

Commercial (“ You can fire me…)

 

14.

Gut Smart (“ Deposit 15c……..” )

4.

Commercial (“ Zilch Cigar-….)

 

15.

Lazzie

5.

Cowpoke in Africa

 

16.

Man from A.U.N.T.

6.

Daniel Boob

 

17.

May I?

7.

Dragged Net

 

18.

News Flash (“ And here’s……” )

8.

Eye Spy (“ I know she’s a ……” )

 

19.

News Flash (“ Here’s a Bulletin….” )

9.

Eye Spy (“ Let’s try not to ……” )

 

20.

Steelside

10.

Fun for your life

 

21.

Weather Report

11.

Gently, Ben!

 

22.

What’s up Doctari?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WANTED POSTERS -  CHECKLIST (Unnumbered 18, on paper 455 x 250)

 

1.

Wanted for Aggravated Assault - FATHER

2.

Wanted for Assault with a deadly weapon – BIG BROTHER

3.

Wanted for banning Free Speech – LIBRARIAN

4.

Wanted for Blocking Traffic – BIG SISTER

5.

Wanted for Bribery – TEACHER’S PET

6.

Wanted for Child Abuse – MOTHER

7.

Wanted for Creating a Public Disturbance – KID BROTHER

8.

Wanted for Disorderly Conduct – KID SISTER

9.

Wanted for Fraud – LIAR

10.

Wanted for Hoarding – CHEAP SKATE

11.

Wanted for Highway Robbery – T.V REPAIRMAN

12.

Wanted for Hit and Run – CLASS BULLY

13.

Wanted for Inciting a Riot – SCHOOL FLIRT

14.

Wanted for Invasion of Privacy – NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR (sic).

15.

Wanted for Mental Cruelty – TEACHER

16.

Wanted for Neglect of Duty – BABY SITTER

17.

Wanted for Wholesale Slaughter – BUTCHER

18.

Wanted – SCARY SHOPKEEPER